Contact – Burns the Attorney, Inc.

Leslie doesn’t answer legal questions for free or over the phone, including whether something is copyright infringement or a potential case she can help with. Her insurance company wouldn’t like it and, besides, you hate it when people ask you to work for free and so does she. Rather than calling her, please fill in the form below and Leslie will get in touch shortly.

Thanks for understanding.

IMPORTANT NOTE: If you have an infringement matter, DO NOT USE THE FORM BELOW; please use the Copyright Evaluation form (linked here, in this text) instead.

ONE MORE THING: The form will capture your IP address–sadly, some people like to send threats (or porn!) and an IP address can be used to identify the sender.

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And yes, there are some odd ones but they are built into the software, sorry. Also, feel free to add your pronouns later in the "other" section of this form

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(if you have one)

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Suite/Apt/Whatever

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If you’re an artist, please describe what kind, briefly (e.g., painter, illustrator, photographer)

What kind of legal help do you want?

BRIEFLY, give me a general idea of what help you need. Don’t describe your issue in detail, but instead say something like "Help with registrations" or "Help with a contract"

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If you have an issue with another person or entity, please put their name here so that I can do a conflict check.

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This form does not create any client/attorney relationship; you won’t be a client unless we both sign a client services agreement (and you pay a retainer, if needed)