What Not To Do

There has been a lot of press about the lawsuit filed against The Oatmeal. Sure, Funnyjunk took Inman’s work without his permission and infringed in a very big way and sure, their attorney seems to be, shall we say, a bit extreme in his reactions, but none of this had to happen.

Don’t get me wrong, I am not excusing either the infringement or the lawyer’s actions; but rather, I believe that you can avoid a lot of legal-related ugliness if you do two things:

Pursue infringements through proper legal means;

and

Don’t react publicly, especially not like he did.

Inman chose not to seek the legal protections he had available when his work was originally infringed (he is not a strong-copyright supporter, so this isn’t too surprising). Instead he published a very public (and arguably funny) rant about being ripped-off. This was like throwing gas on the fire and wasn’t necessary.

If you find your work is infringed, do not try to do what Inman did. You could easily be looking at a defamation suit (whether or not you actually defame the infringer or its attorney) or worse. Words published in haste can come back to bite you in the ass–some you may intend as funny or over-the-top could be interpreted as threats, even. You just do not want to go there.

That also means you shouldn’t discuss your case on social media, at all. That tweet or Facebook post becomes evidence against you. You might even blow attorney/client confidentiality by what you post.

Overall, it’s just not worth trying to out the badguys like that, even with humor. Instead, keep registering your work and call your attorney when you find it’s being infringed.

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By the way, this is not legal advice and is offered for educational and informational purposes only. Talk to your own lawyer for real legal advice. And yes, I really do have to say that.

Summer is coming!

I love summer. I love it so much, I’m offering a goodie for its impending arrival. Get a “Test Drive” review of your website (1 website) for $250. That’s almost half off the usual price ($450), for the month of June only!!

We’re already half-way done with 2012–do you really want to go the entire year thinking “I need to do something…” Stop putting it off and do something! Make a new marketing effort.

This Test Drive would not be legal work at all, let me be clear about that. Instead, it would be a comprehensive review of your website to make sure it is showing you and your work the best it can.

Because I’m doing so much legal work these days, I can’t work with marketing clients often. I’m making a special effort during the month of June to fit in as many of these special Test Drives as possible, but the reality is there is only so much time available and the openings are likely to fill up fast.

Shoot me an email to book one now. When June ends, so does this offer.

Guest Posting

Heather Elder, the wonderful rep who offers so much helpful information for photographers on her blog, asked me to guest post. The result reveals 5 common legal myths debunked for photographers.

By the way, if you are not following Heather, you should.
Well, not in a scary stalker kind of way, of course. I mean follow her work.  Your business will thank you.

Quit Now.

Are you playing it safe? Are you making the work you have been told you ought to make, that clients want to see, that won’t scare off potential clients? Then do us all a favor and quit now.

No one will pay more for your art than the next guy’s unless you believe in its value and make something original. If you feel like “anyone could have done this” about your work, you are probably right and it’s not worth anything. Why are you wasting your time? Worse, why are you wasting mine? Stop pretending to be a creative professional and whining about the state of the industry while what you do directly causes its downfall.

Harsh? Maybe, but I’m not done yet. Look, if you feel like your work could be made by anyone, then you aren’t working hard enough to make your art. I don’t know what you are doing, but it’s not being an artist.

Quit now, because that “play it safe” attitude is bullshit in today’s market. You are only contributing to the illusion that anyone can be a creative. You are lowering the perceived value of creativity by flooding the market with shit work. Those creative pros who are making really creative work are having to fight harder than ever to get dollars for their efforts because people like you make it look like artists are lazy, don’t work hard, and simply luck out when they actually make something more.

Making art is hard work. Art requires more. More effort. More bravery. More of you. You need to put yourself out there to make the work. You should be spent, having given a part of you in the making. If it really is that easy for you, you aren’t trying hard enough.

But you are sure whining about how no one wants to hire you now.

Put the two pieces together and the equation is simple: you won’t get work playing it safe because safe work is shit and no one wants to hire someone who makes shit, no matter how nice you are. So you might as well make the stuff you have in your soul, the stuff you hide from everyone, even quite probably yourself, the stuff that lots of people might actively hate or at least not understand, the stuff that is real.

You don’t need everyone’s approval.
You don’t need to be liked.
You just need to make the work, your work, your real work, and to get paid for your creative (and economic) value.

So, either quit now or get off your ass and make art.

Big News

It is with a great sense of pride and excitement that I announce my new position with the law firm of Carolyn E. Wright, LLC… better known to most of you as photoattorney.com. Starting April 1 (yes, April Fools’ Day) I will be working full-time with Carolyn (and Evan).

As you may remember, I have been working as a lawyer with the firm in a part-time capacity since I was admitted to the Bar last June. Not surprisingly, I have loved the opportunity to be an advocate for photographers and the work has been rewarding. It’s exactly what I have been hoping to do since I first thought of going to law school–copyright law (mostly). Now, I will be devoting myself even more to this passionate pursuit.

The firm devotes itself to defending the rights of creative professionals, particularly photographers. While we do a lot of copyright work, we also handle other issues that affect you and your business, like contracts, etc. One of the things I like best about Carolyn’s firm is that we don’t just handle the big cases–we do a lot for the “little guy/gal” artists.

Carolyn is well known for her outstanding advocacy and Evan Andersen is equally devoted and bright. I’m joining a great group and a growing firm. We know the photo world and the law.

What this means for Burns Auto Parts is that I will be doing considerably less marketing consulting work. I will take on some clients and certain projects, but not at the same level as I have in the past. It means that I will be even more selective about the clients I choose to work with for non-legal work–I will have to be convinced I can really help you to put the time and effort into doing so.

I will continue to write the Manuals and produce the Creative Lube podcasts, for those of you subscribed or who own the BAP2Go app. Don’t worry, I’m not bailing on that. For most of you, you won’t even notice a shift. I’ll still be posting on Twitter and the Facebook biz page, and here, although possibly more often on burnstheattorney.com.

And if you do want me to help with your marketing (editing your book, website, or the like), it will never hurt to ask. Just be warned I may have to say “no” and I’ll likely nag you about registering your copyrights even more.

 

Targeted advertising

Y’all have heard me nag about how important targeting is. It’s crucial. It’s absolutely the first and most important step in all your marketing. If you have a targeted audience, your ROI will increase, sometimes dramatically.

The days of the shotgun approach to marketing, just like the days of being a generalist photographer, are over.

That being said, what tools can you use to reach your targets? Well, I’m working on a podcast about that which will be posted for BAP2Go app owners in the next few days.

One thing that I want to share here, though, is that if you are trying to reach art directors and other creatives who often hide behind the “firewalls” of no emails and/or the much needed and ever effective Art Buyers/Producers at agencies, there is a new resource for you: advertising on Adland.tv.

Okay, full disclosure: Adland is owned and operated by a friend of mine. That being said, I get nothing from her for any of this. Buy space or don’t, it doesn’t affect me. She told me about her new pricing structure and thought it might be a good way for some of my followers to get their names in front of ad people. That’s all.

So, that’s why am I telling you about buying ad space on Adland.tv–Because Adland is viewed by the creatives who make the ads. We’re talking about much of the crème de la crème of the ad world, globally. And now you can get in front of their eyes for very little money. Like $15 and up little money, or $90 for 30 days (for the smallest ads, you can go bigger, of course, details here). All you need is a PayPal account… and an ad, of course.

Go to the page and look at the ad sizes. Get your designer to make an ad of the right format (that clicks to your website, hello!). Then you can buy the space and upload your ad. And if you have questions, email Åsk (my friend, the owner).

Will buying ad space on Adland.tv get you a job? Not if that’s all you do, of course. But it is another tool to get your name and work out there, in front of your actual targets. Sure, it would be great if you were running ads in Archive or the like, but for many of you, that isn’t a financial option. And every time I hear about one of you trading work for ad space in some general consumer magazine or something like Dentists Monthly, I want to beat someone. A total waste of your efforts. You need to reach your targets, and this may help.

 

Pride and Purgatory

This article has got to be one of the most important things written for creative professionals in, well, forever.

Not to ruin it for you, but the author worked in advertising for a very long time and doesn’t any more. During his tenure, he saw some of the huge shifts in how the business works and how those shifts have been at the behest of the accountants, not for the betterment of the creative work or the lives of the creative workers.

This all holds true for photographers, writers, illustrators, designers, as well as those directly in the advertising game.

Mostly, what I want you to get out of the piece is how willing you are to take it. Each of you will have to answer that question for yourself, but take some time to do so honestly. Have you thrown in “all rights” when you knew it was wrong for you, because you felt you had to? Has your professional organization knuckled under to the pressure rather than stand up for you? Have you worked for free or for much less than you know the work is worth?

Why?

Are you making your work? Work you are honestly proud of? Work that will outlive you?

Are you protecting your rights in your work–especially your personal work that you are proud of–so that your children can possibly reap the rewards when you are gone?

Or are you just a cog? The money-guys’ bitch? The one whose fragile ego won’t permit being told “no” because you feed off praise like Renfield on a bug?

You pick.

Why Are You Complaining?

Yesterday, I learned about the death of Paula Lerner, and my heart broke a little. She was so young and such a defender of photographer’s rights. I knew, liked, and respected her.

I learned that news after hearing from a very close friend that one of her other best friends has cancer, again–a woman who just got her divorce papers on Sunday. Divorce and a really bad form of cancer. Ugh.

All this bad news got me to thinking: why am I complaining about anything in my life right now, especially work stuff? Why are any of us?

Business is hard. To paraphrase a favorite movie, anyone who says otherwise is selling something. Business is work and doing the stuff you don’t want to do. Business is hiring accountants and lawyers and making pitches to potential clients and doing research and paperwork and making trips to Costco.

Oh, and making your art, too.

It’s sacrifice and frustration. It’s making tough choices like to take what may be a hit now for the possibility of a long-term gain (the subject of my latest Manual that subscribers & app owners got yesterday). It means having to say “no” to a lot more than you ever imagined, like to buying you or your kids stuff because you need to pay your over-priced health insurance.

It means having to smile to clients who are driving you nuts.

But it’s life, and you chose this path.
Stop and think just how great that is. You are Here, as the sign says.

No matter how tough it gets, no matter how much you struggle in your business and to make your art, you are here and doing it. No matter how psychotic the client demands, how long the hours, how much you miss your life partner because you’ve been locked in post for the past week, or how frustrating the airlines are being about your gear, it beats the hell out of the Alternative, as my 86-year-old father puts it.

I hope we all take a moment to remember those who have inspired us, like Paula, and then honor them by recognizing that we’re all here temporarily and need to embrace the fantastic opportunity that presents. Play your music a little louder, do the drudge work with a better attitude, and push your art more.

And stop complaining about any of it.

 

Don’t You Be a Prick About It

That headline is not to shock, it is to make a point.

True story: a man I know who works at a very well known ad agency got a LinkedIn “Let’s connect” email from a photographer. The man doesn’t know the photographer from Adam and, like what I hear from most buyers and other creatives who may influence photo buying, finds such approaches on LinkedIn particularly icky. I’ve mentioned this before to you fine readers, and I mean it. It’s bad form and pisses people off.

Feeling more than a little frustrated with this sort of thing and rather than respond directly to the photographer, my friend tweets the following–tweets it, mind you, and never mentions anyone in particular:
Dear Photographers: If I don’t know you, I’m not going to connect with you on linkedin. Think it through next time.

Next thing he knows, he gets an email again from the original photographer. It reads:
You don’t have to be an [sic] prick about it. Think it through next time.

This photographer has just slit his professional throat.

I don’t care how bad your day is going, I don’t care if someone actually acts like a total asshat (and, btw, I don’t think my friend did anything out of line), you never, ever call someone who is/was a target a prick. Or anything else, for that matter. Why? Because like all people, people in advertising talk and your reputation is vital. Your work can be the hand of god photography, but if you are a jerk, you will not get the gig.

 

Being Your Brand

Today there is a fascinating post on DuetsBlog.com (“creativity & the law”). It explores the recent re-branding of JCPenney and the attempt to force them to drop Ellen DeGeneres. It teaches all of us a big lesson: your brand is not your logo, it is who you are in the world.

This is why you can’t bullshit your targets. You can’t pretend to be visionary or to care about art and design and creativity and the work you make. You had better eat, sleep, and breathe your passion for what you do, because your targets will suss out a fake faster than you can say Nikon.

Make your work.

Show your work.

Live your brand.